Score: 10

"Holy Jeebus, Marist humor."

submission: Gartlands Greatest epi2

date: May 23, 2004

Okay, I'm giving you guys a ten. Why? Cuz I went to Marist, class of 2000, and even lived in Gartland Commons my junior year. Did they ever fix the silverfish problem there? o_O

I figured it was only a matter of time before someone from Richard Lewis' animation class found their way to this website. I wonder if he still shows my crappy old animation from 1998 to start off every semester.

For the people who have no clue - yes, Marist College is exactly like this, every day. I can't remember all the times I've seen Ethiopians running around campus. Did you know there's a notorious Poughkeepsie event from about 5 years ago where a guy was killing Po-town hookers and stashing their bodies under his bed. Good times in the city.

I'll be waiting for episode 3!

Score: 8

"Buggy but Fun."

submission: Franks Adventure 3

date: April 18, 2004

Yea, okay, so there are some bugs. I didn't find as many as some other people did, but I got stuck in a few rooms. Nothing a little bit of repeated trying couldn't fix.

I did finally finish the game. I see a lot of complaining about the Monkey Game... it took me a bit to realize that if you just hold the right arrow and constantly run, you're aligned to hit every hoop. You're only responsible for pressing up at a timed interval. Using that method I eventually managed to score 69 Billion...

Like all other Frank's Adventure games, there's a way to get money fast, you just have to look a little harder this time around :)

One suggestion - if you plan on doing a fourth installment, could you drop the cocaine thing? You've gotten to the level of sophistication where I don't think it's necessary. he other four pictures were much more interesting to find.

Score: 0

"Horrid."

submission: MegaMan Robo Song

date: March 14, 2004

Holy jeebus that was bad. Let me take a guess - you saw that the "Hey Ya!" sprite movie made it to the front page, so you thought you'd give it a shot.

First of all, why the hell are there sprites in this movie that have NOTHING TO DO with Mega Man?

Second of all, you need to set your music to STREAM. It's currently on EVENT, and that's why it's not timed correctly.

Third of all... learn to use Flash before you submit a potential Turd of the Week movie, because this looks like it's heading right for the poop chute. Good luck getting you already poor credibility back after that happens...

Score: 7

"Hypnotized"

submission: Kitty Toast (Destruction Mix)

date: November 18, 2003

The power of the Kittytoast is invading my brain and twisting my spine! The cuteness is liquidating my brain and corrupting my insides!

Hey, I kinda like it.